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#  Content Created    Age    Likes     Likes/Hr    Gain/Hr
1.  How many times do i have to say "excuse me" before "get the fuck out... 06/18 11:52 AM    701 days, 14 hours    524,436     31         <1%
2.  Mom: Go get your father. You: DAD!!!! Mom: Well I could've done... 06/22 09:19 PM    697 days, 4 hours    416,210     25         <1%
3.  if a man doesn't want you at your worst, then he sure as hell doesn't... 06/18 09:34 AM    701 days, 16 hours    396,273     24         <1%
4.  Passing gum in school like it's a drug deal. 06/10 02:59 PM    709 days, 11 hours    342,289     20         <1%
5.  "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "Aww, You Remembered." "Nope, Facebook Told... 06/27 03:54 AM    692 days, 22 hours    322,301     19         <1%
6.  Is that your ex?. . .NO. . .Thats the biggest mistake of my life 06/10 03:59 AM    709 days, 22 hours    319,711     19         <1%
7.  *LOG OUT*.......bored......*SIGN IN* 07/06 07:50 PM    683 days, 6 hours    311,878     19         <1%
8.  I'll be Burger King You'll be Mcdonalds Ill be doing it my... 06/30 07:41 PM    689 days, 6 hours    266,159     16         <1%
9.  I wonder what Pokemon do inside the Pokeball 06/08 11:27 AM    711 days, 14 hours    254,441     15         <1%
10.  can we pretend that ✈ ✈ ✈ in the ☽☁ are like shooting ✰✰... 06/08 05:47 PM    711 days, 8 hours    237,810     14         <1%
11.  "Dude dont ruin the movie for me" . " Fine" --silence-- "They all die... 07/26 09:35 PM    663 days, 4 hours    221,505     14         <1%
12.  Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my foot up your ass is... 07/21 04:19 PM    668 days, 9 hours    217,671     14         <1%
13.  The reason the grass seems greener on the other side is because it's... 07/11 07:02 AM    678 days, 19 hours    216,117     13         <1%
14.  "so the other day..." "you already told me..." "oh...yeah" 06/11 07:18 PM    708 days, 6 hours    175,120     10         <1%
15.  Hey, Summer of 2010, PLEASE slow down. 07/18 10:07 PM    671 days, 4 hours    169,702     11         <1%
16.  Ooo, you deleted me as a friend. You sure showed me. 07/07 05:13 PM    682 days, 9 hours    168,399     10         <1%
17.  you need a hug? ...yeah. 06/09 03:56 AM    710 days, 22 hours    154,239     9         <1%
18.  its JULY alreadyy?? ; Summer wait , can i catch up first !? 07/01 11:56 AM    688 days, 14 hours    151,174     9         <1%
19.  "I won't forget, I won't forget.." "So did you bring it?" ... 07/02 01:40 AM    688 days, 0 hours    144,042     9         <1%
20.  "i'mma tell mom" "no you'r not" " MOM!" "ok, i'm sorry" 07/16 01:48 PM    673 days, 12 hours    133,679     8         <1%
21.  In 2013, I will watch 2012 and laugh 06/08 11:45 AM    711 days, 14 hours    131,281     8         <1%
22.  WHEN WE ALL SEE JESUS, WHAT A DAY OF REJOICING THAT WILL BE.. 07/02 06:05 PM    687 days, 8 hours    123,611     7         <1%
23.  No man is worth your tears, and when you find the man who is, he'll... 06/07 04:02 PM    712 days, 10 hours    115,704     7         <1%
24.  When you get a text thats super sweet and you look like an idiot... 06/11 02:08 PM    708 days, 12 hours    112,069     7         <1%
25.  "We SOOOO need to hang out this summer!!" "IKR" ..Never happens :| 07/09 07:00 PM    680 days, 7 hours    111,368     7         <1%
26.  Half asleep . . VIBRATE . . Gosh, who in the world is texting me . .... 07/21 08:32 PM    668 days, 5 hours    107,490     7         <1%
27.  that point in summer when you can't even remember what day it is. 06/21 07:21 PM    698 days, 6 hours    103,478     6         <1%
28.  why is it taking so long for you 2 reply,**looking at phone** oh damn... 06/23 11:26 AM    696 days, 14 hours    99,738     6         <1%
29.  look bitch , i dont even like you . 06/22 01:34 PM    697 days, 12 hours    92,166     6         <1%
30.  "there are many fish in the sea" ... thats great but im human 07/07 08:58 AM    682 days, 17 hours    89,811     5         <1%
31.  flip flops + beach + no school + sleeping in + late nights + best... 07/12 06:20 PM    677 days, 7 hours    82,807     5         <1%
32.  "You have changed... :/" " No .....Ive just learnt not to put up... 07/12 12:29 AM    678 days, 1 hours    81,424     5         <1%
33.  "i'm gonna bite you" "no you're not" *bite* "YOU BIT ME" "i know" 07/06 10:30 AM    683 days, 15 hours    80,960     5         <1%
34.  Silence is a girl's loudest cry. 06/25 04:14 AM    694 days, 22 hours    77,092     5         <1%
35.  Not understanding what a little kid just said to me and responding... 07/08 09:26 AM    681 days, 16 hours    75,207     5         <1%
36.  Mom can i go to the park. Go ask dad. ok. Dad can i go to the... 06/25 06:44 AM    694 days, 19 hours    71,755     4         <1%
37.  "That'll be $19.99. . ." . . . . "Here's $20. Keep the change." 07/19 12:40 PM    670 days, 13 hours    71,522     4         <1%
38.  hate w3n Ppl tYp3 L!k3 tH!$. dO yOu r3@lLy h@v3 tH@t MucH t!m3???? 07/13 12:49 PM    676 days, 13 hours    69,999     4         <1%
39.  Why does hand sanitizer kill 99.9% of germs? I want the .01% killed too 06/08 07:33 PM    711 days, 6 hours    69,779     4         <1%
40.  Its not called " Being Whipped " , Its Called respecting your... 06/22 11:19 AM    697 days, 14 hours    69,040     4         <1%
41.  "don't 'k' me." "K". 06/20 03:51 AM    699 days, 22 hours    67,265     4         <1%
42.  sarcasm. the body's natrual defense against stupid. 06/09 04:01 AM    710 days, 22 hours    64,127     4         <1%
43.  Adding "ish" onto the end of a word when describing something? 06/18 06:06 PM    701 days, 8 hours    63,019     4         <1%
44.  i wannnnnt youu here...... NOW 06/25 03:17 AM    694 days, 22 hours    62,018     4         <1%
45.  Summer, do me a favor, stop going by so fast. 07/02 12:32 PM    687 days, 13 hours    60,138     4         <1%
46.  When you get a cute text, & can't do anything but smile. (: 06/23 03:36 PM    696 days, 10 hours    59,762     4         <1%
47.  I didn't change... I grew up. Why don't you? 07/13 05:59 PM    676 days, 8 hours    59,528     4         <1%
48.  Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one now thanks to BP! 06/25 07:40 PM    694 days, 6 hours    58,536     4         <1%
49.  I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare. 07/05 01:54 AM    685 days, 0 hours    58,231     4         <1%
50.  Saying ''DAAAAMMMNNNN!!!!!'' when you see someone sexy 07/22 06:23 PM    667 days, 7 hours    58,088     4         <1%
51.  I stop the microwave with 1 second left to avoid the beeping noise 06/27 09:12 PM    692 days, 5 hours    56,377     3         <1%
52.  If i wake up at 7:53, i wait untill 8:00 to get up.. 06/18 11:25 AM    701 days, 14 hours    55,547     3         <1%
53.  "heeeeeey" "hi" "omg what the fukk have i done now!?" 07/13 06:07 AM    676 days, 20 hours    53,862     3         <1%
54.  Looking really hard at someone because you cant tell if there a man or... 06/08 07:22 PM    711 days, 6 hours    51,338     3         <1%
55.  Jacob : " Face it I'm hotter than you . " Edward **stares** audience :... 07/06 05:24 PM    683 days, 8 hours    49,423     3         <1%
56.  Single ☐ Taken ☐ Hungry ☑ 06/21 08:52 AM    698 days, 17 hours    45,791     3         <1%
57.  I don't have "exs" I have "Ys" as in "Y did I date you?" 07/04 09:38 PM    685 days, 4 hours    45,362     3         <1%
58.  Sometimes i wish i could go back in time. Not to fix things, but to... 06/30 11:46 AM    689 days, 14 hours    44,250     3         <1%
59.  ... NIGGA STOP POKING ME!!!!....u not gonna win -.- 07/12 07:59 PM    677 days, 6 hours    42,508     3         <1%
60.  those times where you really shouldn't be laughing, but you just can't... 06/10 09:08 PM    709 days, 5 hours    42,501     2         <1%
61.  " you trippn. " " whatever. "B Y E " " why you bein like that? " 06/30 09:00 PM    689 days, 5 hours    42,321     3         <1%
62.  students:"sir..!!!..time up..." sir:"no,10 min... 07/14 12:31 AM    676 days, 1 hours    42,126     3         <1%
63.  i always touch "WET PAINT" just to see if it actually is wet.. 06/18 10:22 AM    701 days, 15 hours    41,304     2         <1%
64.  A real man doesn't love a million girls. He loves one girl in a... 07/26 03:00 AM    663 days, 23 hours    39,877     3         <1%
65.  Dear math, Grow up and solve your own problems. 06/19 04:07 PM    700 days, 10 hours    38,542     2         <1%
66.  Realizing who is, and who isnt worth your time. 07/10 02:52 PM    679 days, 11 hours    38,090     2         <1%
67.  Dear summer, why the fuck is it rainingg?! 07/05 12:08 PM    684 days, 14 hours    36,383     2         <1%
68.  when your pen runs out, you scribble all over your work...then it... 07/09 11:57 AM    680 days, 14 hours    36,091     2         <1%
69.  Never leave a good friend......... because that jerk knows all your... 06/24 04:27 AM    695 days, 21 hours    36,084     2         <1%
70.  Just Seeing Your Name On Facebook Pisses Me Off. 07/13 12:26 PM    676 days, 13 hours    35,047     2         <1%
71.  'Mum i'm bored.' 'Go clean your room then.' '... I'm not THAT bored.' 06/29 10:14 PM    690 days, 4 hours    34,956     2         <1%
72.  *Logout*.....bored.....*Sign In* 07/14 03:21 PM    675 days, 10 hours    32,904     2         <1%
73.  Awkward eye contact with people in cars next to you at red lights.. 06/23 05:29 PM    696 days, 8 hours    32,250     2         <1%
74.  I say "The other day" even if it happened a year ago. 06/26 03:42 PM    693 days, 10 hours    29,928     2         <1%
75.  you're such a boring texter that i can predict what u r going to say... 06/25 12:18 PM    694 days, 13 hours    29,098     2         <1%
76.  LA TIPICA DE ELLOS.!: El: y que mas y el novio?¿ Ella: no... 06/29 05:25 PM    690 days, 8 hours    28,322     2         <1%
77.  I hate it when my mind says 'give up now', but my heart says 'keep... 07/11 01:49 AM    679 days, 0 hours    28,286     2         <1%
78.  MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A RELATIONSHIP: TRUST.. 06/18 11:53 AM    701 days, 14 hours    27,579     2         <1%
79.  Those certain moments where you miss how everything use to be. 06/29 12:03 AM    691 days, 2 hours    27,532     2         <1%
80.  I want you... and only you :) 06/22 08:23 PM    697 days, 5 hours    27,474     2         <1%
81.  "Ha i'm older than you."-"Ha you'll die first." 06/19 06:14 AM    700 days, 20 hours    27,461     2         <1%
82.  In math class when sombody says "When are we ever gonna use this?" :) 07/01 12:24 AM    689 days, 1 hours    27,142     2         <1%
83.  Did you get home okay? -Nah, I got murdered. 07/09 11:06 PM    680 days, 3 hours    26,937     2         <1%
84.  SAY NO TO FAT CHICKS IN TIGHTS!!!!!!!!!! 07/11 02:20 AM    678 days, 23 hours    26,040     2         <1%
85.  My PC brings all the errors to the yard and they're like get a Mac... 06/22 09:20 PM    697 days, 4 hours    25,752     2         <1%
86.  I didn't trip..... thefloor looked sad and needed a hug :D 06/29 11:15 AM    690 days, 14 hours    25,690     2         <1%
87.  Im not angry. Im just hurt and disappointed:( 06/26 05:33 AM    693 days, 20 hours    25,350     2         <1%
88.  I love the way i suddenly become very polite and quiet when im in... 07/25 12:25 PM    664 days, 13 hours    25,127     2         <1%
89.  "Mom can I..." "No." "You didn't even let me finish though :/" "Oh,... 06/27 07:00 PM    692 days, 7 hours    25,095     2         <1%
90.  Dear bebo, ha ha i win:). love facebook xxx 07/27 12:26 PM    662 days, 13 hours    24,664     2         <1%
91.  If you know that he's got a girlfriend then fuck off ..... SLUT! 06/24 04:13 AM    695 days, 22 hours    24,589     1         <1%
92.  theres no difference between a bikini and a girl in bra and underwear 06/24 02:31 PM    695 days, 11 hours    24,313     1         <1%
93.  "mom can i go?" "ask your father" "dad can i go?" "ask your mother"... 06/25 12:10 PM    694 days, 14 hours    23,656     1         <1%
94.  "excuse me"......"excuse me"........"EXCUSE ME!!!"........"OMFG GET... 06/25 12:15 AM    695 days, 2 hours    23,635     1         <1%
95.  If I was a cop I would follow people in my car just to scare the shit... 07/15 03:52 PM    674 days, 10 hours    23,364     1         <1%
96.  "What happened to bros before hoes?" "Well this one isnt a hoe, so... 07/11 09:55 AM    678 days, 16 hours    23,330     1         <1%
97.  I hate when people think I'm in a bad mood just because I'm being quiet. 06/22 08:32 PM    697 days, 5 hours    22,432     1         <1%
98.  trying not to look like an idiot when you can't figure out who's... 07/03 01:37 AM    687 days, 0 hours    22,208     1         <1%
99.  Everytime I look at you, I want to smack you in the head with a... 07/07 07:56 AM    682 days, 18 hours    22,111     1         <1%
100.  "Yea, so the other day..." "you already told me..." "oh...yeah" 06/19 09:11 AM    700 days, 17 hours    21,955     1         <1%
101.  *Friend request* "Yayy!" *No mutual friends* "WTF? How did you even... 06/26 05:25 PM    693 days, 8 hours    21,492     1         <1%
102.  He did what? Excuse me, I have to go kill someone... 06/21 08:23 PM    698 days, 5 hours    20,465     1         <1%
103.  The urge to smash the shit out of somebody... 06/16 11:42 PM    703 days, 2 hours    20,424     1         <1%
104.  Ever since I met you, nobody else is even worth thinking about. 07/17 01:03 AM    673 days, 1 hours    19,695     1         <1%
105.  why is that car slowing down..OMG WHITE VAN MAN! RUN BITCH RUN 07/16 01:20 AM    674 days, 0 hours    19,516     1         <1%
106.  "De okay lang" ...deep inside: Putangina mo!! 06/12 02:57 AM    707 days, 23 hours    18,853     1         <1%
107.  yeah you're fucking gorgeous, but it's a pity you have the personality... 06/28 01:46 PM    691 days, 12 hours    18,843     1         <1%
108.  Between our laughs, long talks, stupid fights & jokes...I fell in... 06/18 06:11 PM    701 days, 8 hours    18,536     1         <1%
109.  "FUCK YOU"....."Right now?" 07/06 11:15 PM    683 days, 3 hours    18,324     1         <1%
110.  England 2 - 2 Germany... JK, we dont have goal line technology :| 06/27 08:40 AM    692 days, 17 hours    18,108     1         <1%
111.  Screw gravity I want to fly. :) 06/23 11:19 AM    696 days, 14 hours    17,809     1         <1%
112.  which one of your 2faces shall i smack first? :) 06/24 12:42 PM    695 days, 13 hours    17,590     1         <1%
113.  I love people that smile when they see you. 06/16 03:16 PM    703 days, 10 hours    17,519     1         <1%
114.  A girl's bra is a back up fer when she has no pockets fer her phone.(: 06/15 07:23 PM    704 days, 6 hours    17,386     1         <1%
115.  ROLL ON THE SIX-WEEKS HOLIDAYS!;) 07/01 08:38 AM    688 days, 17 hours    17,241     1         <1%
116.  your a fuck head........but i still manage to miss you 06/18 04:08 AM    701 days, 22 hours    17,079     1         <1%
117.  being lifted up when you get hugged :) 06/16 01:56 PM    703 days, 12 hours    16,173     1         <1%
118.  knowing it will never happen,but you still hope it will. 07/17 07:11 AM    672 days, 19 hours    15,977     1         <1%
119.  SABE MO EH , CGE OO NA LANG 06/19 10:52 AM    700 days, 15 hours    15,972     1         <1%
120.  Once You Lose SomeOne, Its NEVER Exactly The Same Person Who Comes Back. 07/03 12:13 PM    686 days, 14 hours    15,318     1         <1%
121.  Friday :), Saterday :D , Sunday :/, Monday :'((( 06/27 04:43 AM    692 days, 21 hours    15,237     1         <1%
122.  when a girl says "im cold" she really means "i want you to hug me♥" 06/12 08:02 PM    707 days, 6 hours    15,106     1         <1%
123.  whats the difference between england and a tea bag? teabags stay in... 06/27 12:02 PM    692 days, 14 hours    14,736     1         <1%
124.  Waiting hours for a txt back, then looking at your phone and realise... 07/06 05:47 AM    683 days, 20 hours    14,654     1         <1%
125.  can i go out dad? no please no why not though the final aswer is... 06/27 01:19 PM    692 days, 12 hours    14,650     1         <1%
126.  "can you call your dad down?!" "DAAAAAAAAAAD!" "i could of done that"... 06/23 12:38 PM    696 days, 13 hours    14,410     1         <1%
127.  Join if you realized today is 6/9 ;] 06/09 07:02 PM    710 days, 7 hours    14,295     1         <1%
128.  It's better to be weird than boring :) 06/28 12:56 AM    692 days, 1 hours    14,208     1         <1%
129.  HATE BEING LOOKED AT WHILE IM EATING. 07/16 06:43 AM    673 days, 19 hours    14,093     1         <1%
130.  muela de los hombe : el : y el jevo ? tu : no tengo ;) el :... 06/28 06:43 PM    691 days, 7 hours    13,852     1         <1%
131.  Opening your txt msg, then you smile, and someone ask you ,"who u... 06/29 08:07 PM    690 days, 6 hours    13,676     1         <1%
132.  GUSTO KO LANG NAMAN LAMBINGIN MO KO. :> 06/18 10:05 AM    701 days, 16 hours    13,549     1         <1%
133.  "did you study" "no, did you?" "no." "shit we're screwed." 07/02 07:58 AM    687 days, 18 hours    13,332     1         <1%
134.  when I type "LOL", 99% of the time, I don't really laugh. :P 06/19 12:07 PM    700 days, 14 hours    13,224     1         <1%
135.  You confuse the living fuck out of me, yet I still can't get enough of... 06/10 01:14 AM    710 days, 1 hours    12,986     1         <1%
136.  knowing something you shouldn't :) 07/05 12:25 AM    685 days, 1 hours    12,687     1         <1%
137.  I wanna be a billionaire, so freaking bad. 06/29 06:46 AM    690 days, 19 hours    12,425     1         <1%
138.  "be careful, your food is hot" "ok"....."oooww! its hhoott!!!" "duh,... 07/08 02:29 PM    681 days, 11 hours    12,329     1         <1%
139.  i hate not talking to you.. 06/21 03:53 AM    698 days, 22 hours    12,285     1         <1%
140.  after an argument I think about clever things I should have said.. 06/18 06:08 PM    701 days, 8 hours    12,254     1         <1%
141.  nobody dies a virgin; life fucks us all. 06/22 05:14 PM    697 days, 9 hours    12,163     1         <1%
142.  Suck It Up Princess:) 06/22 11:42 PM    697 days, 2 hours    12,147     1         <1%
143.  We all have a classmate who is REALLYYY annoying. :| As in, ANNOYING,... 07/12 01:10 AM    678 days, 1 hours    12,093     1         <1%
144.  I really want to talk to you! But i'm scared I'll just be annoying you... 06/29 08:14 AM    690 days, 18 hours    11,790     1         <1%
145.  "Because He lives, I can face tomorrow". 07/14 07:36 AM    675 days, 18 hours    11,757     1         <1%
146.  Referring to weird people as 'creepers'. 07/03 08:57 PM    686 days, 5 hours    11,667     1         <1%
147.  No its okay, Im not mad at you.....lol jk, I wanna throw a chair at... 07/12 03:57 PM    677 days, 10 hours    11,590     1         <1%
148.  suddenly everyone is your bestfriend when you open a pack of gum. 06/24 08:47 AM    695 days, 17 hours    11,491     1         <1%
149.  I'm so tempted to talk to you, but I dont wanna annoy you. 06/26 05:09 PM    693 days, 9 hours    11,480     1         <1%
150.  I say huh, just to make u repeat ur self :) 06/18 03:55 PM    701 days, 10 hours    11,215     1         <1%
151.  I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOU GUYS FIGHT!..... let me sit 07/05 01:23 PM    684 days, 12 hours    11,107     1         <1%
152.  "hey", "hey", "what you doing", "nm", "u" , "nm" , "cool"... end of... 06/24 02:30 AM    695 days, 23 hours    10,901     1         <1%
153.  and just incase you were wondering, i think about you everyday. ♥ 06/21 01:26 AM    699 days, 0 hours    10,675     1         <1%
154.  "are you mad at me" , "no im fine" LMFAO JK, " i wanna kill you right... 07/03 03:26 PM    686 days, 10 hours    10,623     1         <1%
155.  "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one now, thanks to BP..." 06/26 03:06 AM    693 days, 23 hours    10,526     1         <1%
156.  Garda "Have ya got anything on ya that ya shouldn't have? "... "Yeah..... 07/02 05:02 PM    687 days, 9 hours    10,500     1         <1%
157.  you stupid computer.................!!!!! work fast.......!!! oooo... 07/05 07:52 AM    684 days, 18 hours    10,240     1         <1%
158.  When someone offers you something, and you say no Thank You. But you... 06/06 11:31 PM    713 days, 2 hours    10,231     1         <1%
159.  ARE WE THERE YET.....NO ARE WE THERE YET.....NO ARE WE THERE... 06/25 10:35 PM    694 days, 3 hours    10,199     1         <1%
160.  trust me sweety.. you ain't the only one he "likes" ;) 06/28 02:41 PM    691 days, 11 hours    10,164     1         <1%
161.  the 'chocolate bit' at the bottom of a cornetto;) 06/28 08:48 AM    691 days, 17 hours    9,721     1         <1%
162.  " Hello! " * Go's offline * :( 06/19 03:10 AM    700 days, 23 hours    9,565     1         <1%
163.  PAULIT ULIT!! PUTA NAKAKA BOBO!! >. 07/08 05:04 AM    681 days, 21 hours    9,373     1         <1%
164.  Guess what?......What?.......I Love You 06/19 07:57 PM    700 days, 6 hours    9,320     1         <1%
165.  hi i'm a boy i like slaggy girls with no personality. 06/20 12:54 PM    699 days, 13 hours    9,248     1         <1%
166.  saying fuck 06/09 11:55 AM    710 days, 14 hours    9,187     1         <1%
167.  i miss u soooooooo much.. i rele wish i cud hug u nw :( 07/11 02:40 AM    678 days, 23 hours    8,995     1         <1%
168.  even a day without talking to you doesnt feel right. 07/08 03:07 AM    681 days, 23 hours    8,842     1         <1%
169.  Who you callin' a cootie queen, you lint licker?!! 06/21 06:40 PM    698 days, 7 hours    8,748     1         <1%
170.  is it wrong to tell 'Knock Knock' jokes to a homeless person 07/20 01:26 AM    670 days, 0 hours    8,620     1         <1%
171.  Sorry Katy Perry, Florida girls really are hotter... No, seriously.... 07/12 09:08 PM    677 days, 5 hours    8,549     1         <1%
172.  I said Im sorry!!!..you know it was a mistake...so stop acting like an... 06/15 11:37 AM    704 days, 14 hours    8,521     1         <1%
173.  That'll do donkey, that'll do. 06/22 01:40 AM    698 days, 0 hours    8,480     1         <1%
174.  'I shagged your mum' 'I dare you to say that to my dad!!' 07/25 07:46 AM    664 days, 18 hours    8,388     1         <1%
175.  Putting something in a safe place and then forgetting where you put... 07/06 06:43 AM    683 days, 19 hours    8,306     1         <1%
176.  Kid: "I love you mommy" Mother: "What do you want" 07/07 12:28 PM    682 days, 13 hours    8,253     1         <1%
177.  "Can I borrow a hair band?" You mean "Can I use your hair band and... 06/10 03:55 PM    709 days, 10 hours    8,124     0         <1%
178.  *Phone rings* Runs through house like a ninja *answers phone* ..too... 07/28 01:59 AM    662 days, 0 hours    8,103     1         <1%
179.  "Are you crying?" "No, I yawned." 06/29 04:38 PM    690 days, 9 hours    8,060     0         <1%
180.  "phone rings" "looks at phone" "IGNORE" :) 07/01 08:27 PM    688 days, 5 hours    8,042     0         <1%
181.  me:hey 30 mins later person:heyy i dont wanna talk to you anymore... 06/28 06:45 PM    691 days, 7 hours    7,940     0         <1%
182.  "Stop singing!" 'Why?' "You can't sing!!!" 'I don't care!!' *keeps... 07/09 06:25 AM    680 days, 19 hours    7,879     0         <1%
183.  Don't open your mouth , Untill you know the right story (: 06/28 06:02 PM    691 days, 8 hours    7,847     0         <1%
184.  Trying to tell your friend a joke but its so funny you cant stop... 06/21 11:34 AM    698 days, 14 hours    7,804     0         <1%
185.  Paulit-ulit, paulit-ulit? Parrot? Parrot?! 06/26 11:00 PM    693 days, 3 hours    7,736     0         <1%
186.  I didnt trip.....the floor looked very sad so i gave it a hug :D 06/29 04:57 PM    690 days, 9 hours    7,711     0         <1%
187.  " I hate you"..." I hate you too "..." I'm sorry I love you "..." Me... 06/11 08:25 AM    708 days, 17 hours    7,701     0         <1%
188.  doing something stupid, then realising a teacher is behind you :| 06/19 05:55 AM    700 days, 20 hours    7,696     0         <1%
189.  You Cry, I Cry! You smile, I smile! You jump off a bridge! I'll miss... 07/18 05:19 PM    671 days, 8 hours    7,497     0         <1%
190.  Sometimes you only forgive someone because you cant stand not having... 06/20 10:32 PM    699 days, 3 hours    7,389     0         <1%
191.  HAHAHA that's going on my facebook status! 07/01 08:32 AM    688 days, 17 hours    7,373     0         <1%
192.  Stubbing your toe then getting agry at the furniture. 07/22 09:58 AM    667 days, 16 hours    7,191     0         <1%
193.  Don't lie to me, when we both know the truth. 06/26 06:20 PM    693 days, 7 hours    7,116     0         <1%
194.  "I SWEAR TO DRUNK, IM NOT GOD!" 07/05 03:51 PM    684 days, 10 hours    7,112     0         <1%
195.  saying "TANGINA, FUCK YOU! GAGO KA AH!" while smiling. :) 06/27 04:35 AM    692 days, 21 hours    6,991     0         <1%
196.  I didn't feel the "Earthquake" in WNY on June 23 2010!!! 06/23 11:30 AM    696 days, 14 hours    6,981     0         <1%
197.  "wala lang" means, "miss na kasi kita eh." :"> 07/16 11:29 PM    673 days, 2 hours    6,956     0         <1%
198.  NEVER give up on the person you love the most. 06/29 01:00 PM    690 days, 13 hours    6,937     0         <1%
199.  IF LIFE FUCKS YOU, FUCK LIFE HARDER. 07/07 03:00 AM    682 days, 23 hours    6,821     0         <1%
200.  "Mom, I love you!" "What the hell did you do now?" 06/29 09:12 AM    690 days, 17 hours    6,773     0         <1%
201.  Pretending to not hear people that want you to do something. 06/07 03:48 PM    712 days, 10 hours    6,764     0         <1%
202.  -TEXTS ARRIVE- YAYAYAYAY! I HOPE IT'S- ... ew, stop bugging me. 07/06 09:23 AM    683 days, 16 hours    6,656     0         <1%
203.  kiss me...........''when''.....NOW.:) 06/20 02:56 PM    699 days, 11 hours    6,654     0         <1%
204.  for fuck sake, just shut up. 06/30 04:57 AM    689 days, 21 hours    6,644     0         <1%
205.  the mini spaz you have when a bug flies in your face :) 07/09 05:50 PM    680 days, 8 hours    6,612     0         <1%
206.  paper beats rock? ok, I'll throw a rock at you and you defend... 06/08 11:42 AM    711 days, 14 hours    6,507     0         <1%
207.  when the teacher gets corrected by the stupidest kid in class 06/14 05:51 PM    705 days, 8 hours    6,458     0         <1%
208.  If you really cared... then you would try harder 06/27 08:12 PM    692 days, 6 hours    6,404     0         <1%
209.  That one boy that can make you smile without even trying 06/17 09:00 AM    702 days, 17 hours    6,374     0         <1%
210.  Omg.... stupid laptop screen is froze, maybe i should click... 07/10 10:44 AM    679 days, 15 hours    6,353     0         <1%
211.  After everything, I still kept my promise. I'll still be here for you. 06/28 01:01 AM    692 days, 1 hours    6,318     0         <1%
212.  Getting a text message that brightens up your day. 06/24 09:34 AM    695 days, 16 hours    6,269     0         <1%
213.  Recess, Lunch Break and Shortened Period :) 06/29 04:24 AM    690 days, 21 hours    6,214     0         <1%
214.  Paulit-ulit? Paulit-ulit? =)) 07/11 04:21 AM    678 days, 21 hours    6,192     0         <1%
215.  POKE...POKE...POKE........Ok this means war!!! >:] 07/14 07:46 PM    675 days, 6 hours    6,082     0         <1%
216.  Calling things 'gay' when they dont work 07/18 09:57 AM    671 days, 16 hours    6,010     0         <1%
217.  I like your makeup. . .LOL, JK, it looks like you got gangbanged by... 06/10 04:25 AM    709 days, 21 hours    6,001     0         <1%
218.  Seriously, Facebook needs a "who gives a shit button". 07/28 07:11 AM    661 days, 19 hours    5,942     0         <1%
219.  i wish i could go back to the day i met you....and punch you in the... 07/22 02:38 AM    667 days, 23 hours    5,825     0         <1%
220.  “A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in... 07/01 03:16 AM    688 days, 22 hours    5,824     0         <1%
221.  i thought i was unique until there was four thousand facebook groups... 06/26 11:42 PM    693 days, 2 hours    5,771     0         <1%
222.  Talking to yourself. 06/09 04:00 AM    710 days, 22 hours    5,638     0         <1%
223.  Wait. Was that a guy or a girl? 07/21 07:08 AM    668 days, 19 hours    5,600     0         <1%
224.  "California Girls.. there unforgetable..." Oh yeah? Try Tennessee... 07/06 08:28 PM    683 days, 5 hours    5,586     0         <1%
225.  I hate when you're typing a message and then... "**** is offline."... 06/13 06:29 AM    706 days, 19 hours    5,542     0         <1%
226.  I'M A WINNER EITHER WAY, IF I GO OR IF I STAY I'LL STILL HAVE MY JESUS... 07/13 06:50 PM    676 days, 7 hours    5,535     0         <1%
227.  miss na kita.......gusto na kita ulit makausap at makakulitan :( 07/12 02:06 AM    678 days, 0 hours    5,486     0         <1%
228.  "TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME," ok "oh- i already knew that ages ago" 06/23 05:15 PM    696 days, 8 hours    5,438     0         <1%
229.  people change, I just wish you didnt. 06/27 01:22 PM    692 days, 12 hours    5,430     0         <1%
230.  Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: When I fell from heaven?:) Guy: No, when you... 06/27 09:01 PM    692 days, 5 hours    5,425     0         <1%
231.  Ear phones on, world off :) 06/21 11:08 AM    698 days, 15 hours    5,412     0         <1%
232.  hate wen your walkin round the kitchen with your socks on and you step... 06/22 08:38 AM    697 days, 17 hours    5,382     0         <1%
233.  I love it when I laugh so hard, it makes my stomach hurt.. :D 06/18 06:22 PM    701 days, 7 hours    5,298     0         <1%
234.  i want you to want me ♥ 06/27 12:06 AM    693 days, 2 hours    5,291     0         <1%
235.  You don't just stop loving someone ; either you never did or you... 06/23 07:40 PM    696 days, 6 hours    5,252     0         <1%
236.  "You are INSANE! .... We're going to get along just fine :D". 06/11 01:25 AM    709 days, 0 hours    5,248     0         <1%
237.  you're never too old for toy story 06/23 12:02 PM    696 days, 14 hours    5,202     0         <1%
238.  lets take a picture ... *look at just yourself* ...delete now 07/21 07:51 AM    668 days, 18 hours    5,117     0         <1%
239.  SHUT UP. NO ONE CARES. 07/16 05:09 PM    673 days, 9 hours    5,107     0         <1%
240.  "only someone special can make you happy without doing anything." ♥ 07/19 01:27 AM    671 days, 0 hours    5,053     0         <1%
241.  Di lahat ng maganda, maganda din ang ugali! 06/21 05:45 AM    698 days, 20 hours    4,939     0         <1%
242.  What the fuck happened to us? 06/21 09:00 AM    698 days, 17 hours    4,817     0         <1%
243.  Of all the fishes in the sea, you had to pick a whale. . .? :\ 06/10 04:02 AM    709 days, 22 hours    4,816     0         <1%
244.  I walk a little faster when i see a creepy man walking behind me.. 06/18 11:07 AM    701 days, 15 hours    4,809     0         <1%
245.  i look calm & collected but i've killed you twice in my head. 06/22 02:19 PM    697 days, 11 hours    4,802     0         <1%
246.  The moment you realise you deserve better. 06/28 02:23 AM    691 days, 23 hours    4,800     0         <1%
247.  Yes phone, I realize I have a low battery. Thanks for alerting me 50... 07/08 02:08 AM    682 days, 0 hours    4,786     0         <1%
248.  "Can I please have you forever?" "sure!" "promise?" "promise!" :> 06/26 08:25 AM    693 days, 17 hours    4,774     0         <1%
249.  that moment that makes you smile whenever you think about it.. 06/29 12:33 PM    690 days, 13 hours    4,754     0         <1%
250.  Relationships where BOTH people are putting in effort. 07/19 08:17 AM    670 days, 17 hours    4,750     0         <1%