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#  Content Created    Age    Likes     Likes/Hr    Gain/Hr
1.  How many times do i have to say "excuse me" before "get the fuck out... 06/18 11:52 AM    596 days, 17 hours    528,659     37         <1%
2.  if a man doesn't want you at your worst, then he sure as hell doesn't... 06/18 09:34 AM    596 days, 20 hours    397,673     28         <1%
3.  Passing gum in school like it's a drug deal. 06/10 02:59 PM    604 days, 14 hours    344,462     24         <1%
4.  "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "Aww, You Remembered." "Nope, Facebook Told... 06/27 03:54 AM    588 days, 1 hours    324,325     23         <1%
5.  Is that your ex?. . .NO. . .Thats the biggest mistake of my life 06/10 03:59 AM    605 days, 1 hours    321,918     22         <1%
6.  I'll be Burger King You'll be Mcdonalds Ill be doing it my... 06/30 07:41 PM    584 days, 10 hours    267,814     19         <1%
7.  I wonder what Pokemon do inside the Pokeball 06/08 11:27 AM    606 days, 18 hours    256,285     18         <1%
8.  "Dude dont ruin the movie for me" . " Fine" --silence-- "They all die... 07/26 09:35 PM    558 days, 8 hours    223,035     17         <1%
9.  Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my foot up your ass is... 07/21 04:19 PM    563 days, 13 hours    218,360     16         <1%
10.  "It's Fucked" is a official technical term for describing a fault. 06/09 03:50 AM    606 days, 1 hours    217,578     15         <1%
11.  The reason the grass seems greener on the other side is because it's... 07/11 07:02 AM    573 days, 22 hours    216,949     16         <1%
12.  "mom can i .... " "No" but i was wondering" "No" "but... 06/30 09:11 AM    584 days, 20 hours    207,347     15         <1%
13.  Nah, I don't miss you...I miss the person I thought you were. 06/26 07:25 PM    588 days, 10 hours    203,473     14         <1%
14.  "you okay?" .. "yea." .. " you sure?" .. "no." 06/25 08:51 PM    589 days, 8 hours    177,505     13         <1%
15.  "so the other day..." "you already told me..." "oh...yeah" 06/11 07:18 PM    603 days, 10 hours    176,155     12         <1%
16.  Hey, Summer of 2010, PLEASE slow down. 07/18 10:07 PM    566 days, 7 hours    170,616     13         <1%
17.  Ooo, you deleted me as a friend. You sure showed me. 07/07 05:13 PM    577 days, 12 hours    169,303     12         <1%
18.  you need a hug? ...yeah. 06/09 03:56 AM    606 days, 1 hours    155,330     11         <1%
19.  its JULY alreadyy?? ; Summer wait , can i catch up first !? 07/01 11:56 AM    583 days, 17 hours    151,971     11         <1%
20.  "I won't forget, I won't forget.." "So did you bring it?" ... 07/02 01:40 AM    583 days, 4 hours    144,732     10         <1%
21.  "i'mma tell mom" "no you'r not" " MOM!" "ok, i'm sorry" 07/16 01:48 PM    568 days, 15 hours    134,556     10         <1%
22.  "hey! we need to hang out!" "yes definetly!" (then u never hang out) 07/12 08:46 AM    572 days, 20 hours    134,243     10         <1%
23.  In 2013, I will watch 2012 and laugh 06/08 11:45 AM    606 days, 18 hours    132,139     9         <1%
24.  WHEN WE ALL SEE JESUS, WHAT A DAY OF REJOICING THAT WILL BE.. 07/02 06:05 PM    582 days, 11 hours    123,983     9         <1%
25.  No man is worth your tears, and when you find the man who is, he'll... 06/07 04:02 PM    607 days, 13 hours    116,186     8         <1%
26.  When you get a text thats super sweet and you look like an idiot... 06/11 02:08 PM    603 days, 15 hours    112,694     8         <1%
27.  "We SOOOO need to hang out this summer!!" "IKR" ..Never happens :| 07/09 07:00 PM    575 days, 10 hours    111,982     8         <1%
28.  Half asleep . . VIBRATE . . Gosh, who in the world is texting me . .... 07/21 08:32 PM    563 days, 9 hours    108,066     8         <1%
29.  that point in summer when you can't even remember what day it is. 06/21 07:21 PM    593 days, 10 hours    104,092     7         <1%
30.  why is it taking so long for you 2 reply,**looking at phone** oh damn... 06/23 11:26 AM    591 days, 18 hours    100,256     7         <1%
31.  look bitch , i dont even like you . 06/22 01:34 PM    592 days, 16 hours    92,749     7         <1%
32.  "there are many fish in the sea" ... thats great but im human 07/07 08:58 AM    577 days, 20 hours    90,348     7         <1%
33.  flip flops + beach + no school + sleeping in + late nights + best... 07/12 06:20 PM    572 days, 11 hours    83,224     6         <1%
34.  "You have changed... :/" " No .....Ive just learnt not to put up... 07/12 12:29 AM    573 days, 5 hours    81,881     6         <1%
35.  "i'm gonna bite you" "no you're not" *bite* "YOU BIT ME" "i know" 07/06 10:30 AM    578 days, 19 hours    81,352     6         <1%
36.  Silence is a girl's loudest cry. 06/25 04:14 AM    590 days, 1 hours    77,610     5         <1%
37.  Not understanding what a little kid just said to me and responding... 07/08 09:26 AM    576 days, 20 hours    75,736     5         <1%
38.  Mom can i go to the park. Go ask dad. ok. Dad can i go to the... 06/25 06:44 AM    589 days, 23 hours    72,237     5         <1%
39.  "That'll be $19.99. . ." . . . . "Here's $20. Keep the change." 07/19 12:40 PM    565 days, 17 hours    71,866     5         <1%
40.  hate w3n Ppl tYp3 L!k3 tH!$. dO yOu r3@lLy h@v3 tH@t MucH t!m3???? 07/13 12:49 PM    571 days, 16 hours    70,405     5         <1%
41.  Why does hand sanitizer kill 99.9% of germs? I want the .01% killed too 06/08 07:33 PM    606 days, 10 hours    70,216     5         <1%
42.  Its not called " Being Whipped " , Its Called respecting your... 06/22 11:19 AM    592 days, 18 hours    69,423     5         <1%
43.  "don't 'k' me." "K". 06/20 03:51 AM    595 days, 1 hours    67,651     5         <1%
44.  sarcasm. the body's natrual defense against stupid. 06/09 04:01 AM    606 days, 1 hours    64,487     4         <1%
45.  Adding "ish" onto the end of a word when describing something? 06/18 06:06 PM    596 days, 11 hours    63,325     4         <1%
46.  i wannnnnt youu here...... NOW 06/25 03:17 AM    590 days, 2 hours    62,356     4         <1%
47.  Summer, do me a favor, stop going by so fast. 07/02 12:32 PM    582 days, 17 hours    60,459     4         <1%
48.  When you get a cute text, & can't do anything but smile. (: 06/23 03:36 PM    591 days, 14 hours    60,107     4         <1%
49.  I didn't change... I grew up. Why don't you? 07/13 05:59 PM    571 days, 11 hours    59,839     4         <1%
50.  Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one now thanks to BP! 06/25 07:40 PM    589 days, 10 hours    58,882     4         <1%
51.  I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare. 07/05 01:54 AM    580 days, 3 hours    58,532     4         <1%
52.  Saying ''DAAAAMMMNNNN!!!!!'' when you see someone sexy 07/22 06:23 PM    562 days, 11 hours    58,425     4         <1%
53.  I stop the microwave with 1 second left to avoid the beeping noise 06/27 09:12 PM    587 days, 8 hours    56,720     4         <1%
54.  If i wake up at 7:53, i wait untill 8:00 to get up.. 06/18 11:25 AM    596 days, 18 hours    55,847     4         <1%
55.  "heeeeeey" "hi" "omg what the fukk have i done now!?" 07/13 06:07 AM    571 days, 23 hours    54,197     4         <1%
56.  Looking really hard at someone because you cant tell if there a man or... 06/08 07:22 PM    606 days, 10 hours    51,690     4         <1%
57.  Jacob : " Face it I'm hotter than you . " Edward **stares** audience :... 07/06 05:24 PM    578 days, 12 hours    49,878     4         <1%
58.  Single ☐ Taken ☐ Hungry ☑ 06/21 08:52 AM    593 days, 20 hours    46,033     3         <1%
59.  I don't have "exs" I have "Ys" as in "Y did I date you?" 07/04 09:38 PM    580 days, 8 hours    45,674     3         <1%
60.  ... NIGGA STOP POKING ME!!!!....u not gonna win -.- 07/12 07:59 PM    572 days, 9 hours    42,779     3         <1%
61.  those times where you really shouldn't be laughing, but you just can't... 06/10 09:08 PM    604 days, 8 hours    42,737     3         <1%
62.  " you trippn. " " whatever. "B Y E " " why you bein like that? " 06/30 09:00 PM    584 days, 8 hours    42,604     3         <1%
63.  students:"sir..!!!..time up..." sir:"no,10 min... 07/14 12:31 AM    571 days, 5 hours    42,379     3         <1%
64.  i always touch "WET PAINT" just to see if it actually is wet.. 06/18 10:22 AM    596 days, 19 hours    41,536     3         <1%
65.  A real man doesn't love a million girls. He loves one girl in a... 07/26 03:00 AM    559 days, 2 hours    40,059     3         <1%
66.  Dear math, Grow up and solve your own problems. 06/19 04:07 PM    595 days, 13 hours    38,743     3         <1%
67.  Realizing who is, and who isnt worth your time. 07/10 02:52 PM    574 days, 14 hours    38,312     3         <1%
68.  Dear summer, why the fuck is it rainingg?! 07/05 12:08 PM    579 days, 17 hours    36,676     3         <1%
69.  when your pen runs out, you scribble all over your work...then it... 07/09 11:57 AM    575 days, 17 hours    36,315     3         <1%
70.  Never leave a good friend......... because that jerk knows all your... 06/24 04:27 AM    591 days, 1 hours    36,303     3         <1%
71.  Just Seeing Your Name On Facebook Pisses Me Off. 07/13 12:26 PM    571 days, 17 hours    35,225     3         <1%
72.  'Mum i'm bored.' 'Go clean your room then.' '... I'm not THAT bored.' 06/29 10:14 PM    585 days, 7 hours    35,140     3         <1%
73.  *Logout*.....bored.....*Sign In* 07/14 03:21 PM    570 days, 14 hours    33,068     2         <1%
74.  Awkward eye contact with people in cars next to you at red lights.. 06/23 05:29 PM    591 days, 12 hours    32,419     2         <1%
75.  I say "The other day" even if it happened a year ago. 06/26 03:42 PM    588 days, 14 hours    30,068     2         <1%
76.  you're such a boring texter that i can predict what u r going to say... 06/25 12:18 PM    589 days, 17 hours    29,244     2         <1%
77.  I hate it when my mind says 'give up now', but my heart says 'keep... 07/11 01:49 AM    574 days, 3 hours    28,469     2         <1%
78.  LA TIPICA DE ELLOS.!: El: y que mas y el novio?¿ Ella: no... 06/29 05:25 PM    585 days, 12 hours    28,412     2         <1%
79.  I want you... and only you :) 06/22 08:23 PM    592 days, 9 hours    27,748     2         <1%
80.  Those certain moments where you miss how everything use to be. 06/29 12:03 AM    586 days, 5 hours    27,683     2         <1%
81.  MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A RELATIONSHIP: TRUST.. 06/18 11:53 AM    596 days, 17 hours    27,673     2         <1%
82.  "Ha i'm older than you."-"Ha you'll die first." 06/19 06:14 AM    595 days, 23 hours    27,612     2         <1%
83.  In math class when sombody says "When are we ever gonna use this?" :) 07/01 12:24 AM    584 days, 5 hours    27,317     2         <1%
84.  Did you get home okay? -Nah, I got murdered. 07/09 11:06 PM    575 days, 6 hours    27,066     2         <1%
85.  SAY NO TO FAT CHICKS IN TIGHTS!!!!!!!!!! 07/11 02:20 AM    574 days, 3 hours    26,191     2         <1%
86.  I didn't trip..... thefloor looked sad and needed a hug :D 06/29 11:15 AM    585 days, 18 hours    25,812     2         <1%
87.  Im not angry. Im just hurt and disappointed:( 06/26 05:33 AM    589 days, 0 hours    25,465     2         <1%
88.  I love the way i suddenly become very polite and quiet when im in... 07/25 12:25 PM    559 days, 17 hours    25,242     2         <1%
89.  Dear bebo, ha ha i win:). love facebook xxx 07/27 12:26 PM    557 days, 17 hours    24,813     2         <1%
90.  If you know that he's got a girlfriend then fuck off ..... SLUT! 06/24 04:13 AM    591 days, 1 hours    24,790     2         <1%
91.  theres no difference between a bikini and a girl in bra and underwear 06/24 02:31 PM    590 days, 15 hours    24,445     2         <1%
92.  "mom can i go?" "ask your father" "dad can i go?" "ask your mother"... 06/25 12:10 PM    589 days, 17 hours    23,777     2         <1%
93.  "excuse me"......"excuse me"........"EXCUSE ME!!!"........"OMFG GET... 06/25 12:15 AM    590 days, 5 hours    23,753     2         <1%
94.  If I was a cop I would follow people in my car just to scare the shit... 07/15 03:52 PM    569 days, 13 hours    23,483     2         <1%
95.  "What happened to bros before hoes?" "Well this one isnt a hoe, so... 07/11 09:55 AM    573 days, 19 hours    23,466     2         <1%
96.  I hate when people think I'm in a bad mood just because I'm being quiet. 06/22 08:32 PM    592 days, 9 hours    22,551     2         <1%
97.  trying not to look like an idiot when you can't figure out who's... 07/03 01:37 AM    582 days, 4 hours    22,344     2         <1%
98.  Everytime I look at you, I want to smack you in the head with a... 07/07 07:56 AM    577 days, 21 hours    22,222     2         <1%
99.  "Yea, so the other day..." "you already told me..." "oh...yeah" 06/19 09:11 AM    595 days, 20 hours    22,055     2         <1%
100.  *Friend request* "Yayy!" *No mutual friends* "WTF? How did you even... 06/26 05:25 PM    588 days, 12 hours    21,629     2         <1%
101.  He did what? Excuse me, I have to go kill someone... 06/21 08:23 PM    593 days, 9 hours    20,559     1         <1%
102.  The urge to smash the shit out of somebody... 06/16 11:42 PM    598 days, 6 hours    20,554     1         <1%
103.  Ever since I met you, nobody else is even worth thinking about. 07/17 01:03 AM    568 days, 4 hours    19,795     1         <1%
104.  why is that car slowing down..OMG WHITE VAN MAN! RUN BITCH RUN 07/16 01:20 AM    569 days, 4 hours    19,623     1         <1%
105.  yeah you're fucking gorgeous, but it's a pity you have the personality... 06/28 01:46 PM    586 days, 15 hours    18,922     1         <1%
106.  "De okay lang" ...deep inside: Putangina mo!! 06/12 02:57 AM    603 days, 2 hours    18,903     1         <1%
107.  Between our laughs, long talks, stupid fights & jokes...I fell in... 06/18 06:11 PM    596 days, 11 hours    18,628     1         <1%
108.  "FUCK YOU"....."Right now?" 07/06 11:15 PM    578 days, 6 hours    18,416     1         <1%
109.  England 2 - 2 Germany... JK, we dont have goal line technology :| 06/27 08:40 AM    587 days, 21 hours    18,231     1         <1%
110.  Screw gravity I want to fly. :) 06/23 11:19 AM    591 days, 18 hours    17,899     1         <1%
111.  which one of your 2faces shall i smack first? :) 06/24 12:42 PM    590 days, 17 hours    17,679     1         <1%
112.  I love people that smile when they see you. 06/16 03:16 PM    598 days, 14 hours    17,598     1         <1%
113.  A girl's bra is a back up fer when she has no pockets fer her phone.(: 06/15 07:23 PM    599 days, 10 hours    17,474     1         <1%
114.  ROLL ON THE SIX-WEEKS HOLIDAYS!;) 07/01 08:38 AM    583 days, 21 hours    17,292     1         <1%
115.  your a fuck head........but i still manage to miss you 06/18 04:08 AM    597 days, 1 hours    17,183     1         <1%
116.  being lifted up when you get hugged :) 06/16 01:56 PM    598 days, 15 hours    16,248     1         <1%
117.  knowing it will never happen,but you still hope it will. 07/17 07:11 AM    567 days, 22 hours    16,057     1         <1%
118.  SABE MO EH , CGE OO NA LANG 06/19 10:52 AM    595 days, 18 hours    16,001     1         <1%
119.  Once You Lose SomeOne, Its NEVER Exactly The Same Person Who Comes Back. 07/03 12:13 PM    581 days, 17 hours    15,391     1         <1%
120.  Friday :), Saterday :D , Sunday :/, Monday :'((( 06/27 04:43 AM    588 days, 1 hours    15,302     1         <1%
121.  when a girl says "im cold" she really means "i want you to hug me♥" 06/12 08:02 PM    602 days, 9 hours    15,215     1         <1%
122.  "Bakit may mga taong ayaw kang mawala, pero hindi ka naman kayang... 06/26 06:02 AM    588 days, 23 hours    14,914     1         <1%
123.  whats the difference between england and a tea bag? teabags stay in... 06/27 12:02 PM    587 days, 17 hours    14,810     1         <1%
124.  can i go out dad? no please no why not though the final aswer is... 06/27 01:19 PM    587 days, 16 hours    14,751     1         <1%
125.  Waiting hours for a txt back, then looking at your phone and realise... 07/06 05:47 AM    578 days, 23 hours    14,744     1         <1%
126.  "can you call your dad down?!" "DAAAAAAAAAAD!" "i could of done that"... 06/23 12:38 PM    591 days, 17 hours    14,488     1         <1%
127.  Join if you realized today is 6/9 ;] 06/09 07:02 PM    605 days, 10 hours    14,388     1         <1%
128.  It's better to be weird than boring :) 06/28 12:56 AM    587 days, 4 hours    14,261     1         <1%
129.  HATE BEING LOOKED AT WHILE IM EATING. 07/16 06:43 AM    568 days, 23 hours    14,170     1         <1%
130.  muela de los hombe : el : y el jevo ? tu : no tengo ;) el :... 06/28 06:43 PM    586 days, 11 hours    13,893     1         <1%
131.  Opening your txt msg, then you smile, and someone ask you ,"who u... 06/29 08:07 PM    585 days, 9 hours    13,720     1         <1%
132.  GUSTO KO LANG NAMAN LAMBINGIN MO KO. :> 06/18 10:05 AM    596 days, 19 hours    13,564     1         <1%
133.  "did you study" "no, did you?" "no." "shit we're screwed." 07/02 07:58 AM    582 days, 21 hours    13,399     1         <1%
134.  when I type "LOL", 99% of the time, I don't really laugh. :P 06/19 12:07 PM    595 days, 17 hours    13,297     1         <1%
135.  You confuse the living fuck out of me, yet I still can't get enough of... 06/10 01:14 AM    605 days, 4 hours    13,068     1         <1%
136.  knowing something you shouldn't :) 07/05 12:25 AM    580 days, 5 hours    12,762     1         <1%
137.  I wanna be a billionaire, so freaking bad. 06/29 06:46 AM    585 days, 22 hours    12,496     1         <1%
138.  "be careful, your food is hot" "ok"....."oooww! its hhoott!!!" "duh,... 07/08 02:29 PM    576 days, 15 hours    12,384     1         <1%
139.  i hate not talking to you.. 06/21 03:53 AM    594 days, 1 hours    12,338     1         <1%
140.  after an argument I think about clever things I should have said.. 06/18 06:08 PM    596 days, 11 hours    12,314     1         <1%
141.  Suck It Up Princess:) 06/22 11:42 PM    592 days, 6 hours    12,213     1         <1%
142.  nobody dies a virgin; life fucks us all. 06/22 05:14 PM    592 days, 12 hours    12,198     1         <1%
143.  We all have a classmate who is REALLYYY annoying. :| As in, ANNOYING,... 07/12 01:10 AM    573 days, 4 hours    12,121     1         <1%
144.  "Because He lives, I can face tomorrow". 07/14 07:36 AM    570 days, 22 hours    11,916     1         <1%
145.  I really want to talk to you! But i'm scared I'll just be annoying you... 06/29 08:14 AM    585 days, 21 hours    11,861     1         <1%
146.  No its okay, Im not mad at you.....lol jk, I wanna throw a chair at... 07/12 03:57 PM    572 days, 13 hours    11,645     1         <1%
147.  suddenly everyone is your bestfriend when you open a pack of gum. 06/24 08:47 AM    590 days, 20 hours    11,575     1         <1%
148.  I'm so tempted to talk to you, but I dont wanna annoy you. 06/26 05:09 PM    588 days, 12 hours    11,524     1         <1%
149.  I say huh, just to make u repeat ur self :) 06/18 03:55 PM    596 days, 13 hours    11,289     1         <1%
150.  I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOU GUYS FIGHT!..... let me sit 07/05 01:23 PM    579 days, 16 hours    11,131     1         <1%
151.  "hey", "hey", "what you doing", "nm", "u" , "nm" , "cool"... end of... 06/24 02:30 AM    591 days, 3 hours    10,961     1         <1%
152.  If a girl says "Don't worry about it", you better worry about it 06/10 04:16 AM    605 days, 1 hours    10,826     1         <1%
153.  and just incase you were wondering, i think about you everyday. ♥ 06/21 01:26 AM    594 days, 4 hours    10,727     1         <1%
154.  "are you mad at me" , "no im fine" LMFAO JK, " i wanna kill you right... 07/03 03:26 PM    581 days, 14 hours    10,665     1         <1%
155.  "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one now, thanks to BP..." 06/26 03:06 AM    589 days, 2 hours    10,583     1         <1%
156.  Garda "Have ya got anything on ya that ya shouldn't have? "... "Yeah..... 07/02 05:02 PM    582 days, 12 hours    10,524     1         <1%
157.  you stupid computer.................!!!!! work fast.......!!! oooo... 07/05 07:52 AM    579 days, 21 hours    10,323     1         <1%
158.  When someone offers you something, and you say no Thank You. But you... 06/06 11:31 PM    608 days, 6 hours    10,286     1         <1%
159.  ARE WE THERE YET.....NO ARE WE THERE YET.....NO ARE WE THERE... 06/25 10:35 PM    589 days, 7 hours    10,256     1         <1%
160.  trust me sweety.. you ain't the only one he "likes" ;) 06/28 02:41 PM    586 days, 15 hours    10,217     1         <1%
161.  the 'chocolate bit' at the bottom of a cornetto;) 06/28 08:48 AM    586 days, 20 hours    9,735     1         <1%
162.  " Hello! " * Go's offline * :( 06/19 03:10 AM    596 days, 2 hours    9,616     1         <1%
163.  PAULIT ULIT!! PUTA NAKAKA BOBO!! >. 07/08 05:04 AM    577 days, 0 hours    9,394     1         <1%
164.  Guess what?......What?.......I Love You 06/19 07:57 PM    595 days, 9 hours    9,377     1         <1%
165.  hi i'm a boy i like slaggy girls with no personality. 06/20 12:54 PM    594 days, 16 hours    9,308     1         <1%
166.  saying fuck 06/09 11:55 AM    605 days, 17 hours    9,252     1         <1%
167.  even a day without talking to you doesnt feel right. 07/08 03:07 AM    577 days, 2 hours    8,883     1         <1%
168.  Who you callin' a cootie queen, you lint licker?!! 06/21 06:40 PM    593 days, 11 hours    8,791     1         <1%
169.  is it wrong to tell 'Knock Knock' jokes to a homeless person 07/20 01:26 AM    565 days, 4 hours    8,662     1         <1%
170.  Sorry Katy Perry, Florida girls really are hotter... No, seriously.... 07/12 09:08 PM    572 days, 8 hours    8,606     1         <1%
171.  I said Im sorry!!!..you know it was a mistake...so stop acting like an... 06/15 11:37 AM    599 days, 18 hours    8,572     1         <1%
172.  That'll do donkey, that'll do. 06/22 01:40 AM    593 days, 4 hours    8,507     1         <1%
173.  'I shagged your mum' 'I dare you to say that to my dad!!' 07/25 07:46 AM    559 days, 21 hours    8,439     1         <1%
174.  Putting something in a safe place and then forgetting where you put... 07/06 06:43 AM    578 days, 23 hours    8,332     1         <1%
175.  "Can I borrow a hair band?" You mean "Can I use your hair band and... 06/10 03:55 PM    604 days, 13 hours    8,174     1         <1%
176.  *Phone rings* Runs through house like a ninja *answers phone* ..too... 07/28 01:59 AM    557 days, 3 hours    8,140     1         <1%
177.  "Are you crying?" "No, I yawned." 06/29 04:38 PM    585 days, 13 hours    8,107     1         <1%
178.  "phone rings" "looks at phone" "IGNORE" :) 07/01 08:27 PM    583 days, 9 hours    8,084     1         <1%
179.  me:hey 30 mins later person:heyy i dont wanna talk to you anymore... 06/28 06:45 PM    586 days, 11 hours    7,984     1         <1%
180.  "Stop singing!" 'Why?' "You can't sing!!!" 'I don't care!!' *keeps... 07/09 06:25 AM    575 days, 23 hours    7,914     1         <1%
181.  Don't open your mouth , Untill you know the right story (: 06/28 06:02 PM    586 days, 11 hours    7,891     1         <1%
182.  Trying to tell your friend a joke but its so funny you cant stop... 06/21 11:34 AM    593 days, 18 hours    7,844     1         <1%
183.  " I hate you"..." I hate you too "..." I'm sorry I love you "..." Me... 06/11 08:25 AM    603 days, 21 hours    7,753     1         <1%
184.  Paulit-ulit, paulit-ulit? Parrot? Parrot?! 06/26 11:00 PM    588 days, 6 hours    7,752     1         <1%
185.  I didnt trip.....the floor looked very sad so i gave it a hug :D 06/29 04:57 PM    585 days, 12 hours    7,747     1         <1%
186.  doing something stupid, then realising a teacher is behind you :| 06/19 05:55 AM    595 days, 23 hours    7,745     1         <1%
187.  You Cry, I Cry! You smile, I smile! You jump off a bridge! I'll miss... 07/18 05:19 PM    566 days, 12 hours    7,534     1         <1%
188.  Sometimes you only forgive someone because you cant stand not having... 06/20 10:32 PM    594 days, 7 hours    7,440     1         <1%
189.  HAHAHA that's going on my facebook status! 07/01 08:32 AM    583 days, 21 hours    7,416     1         <1%
190.  Stubbing your toe then getting agry at the furniture. 07/22 09:58 AM    562 days, 19 hours    7,223     1         <1%
191.  Don't lie to me, when we both know the truth. 06/26 06:20 PM    588 days, 11 hours    7,146     1         <1%
192.  "I SWEAR TO DRUNK, IM NOT GOD!" 07/05 03:51 PM    579 days, 13 hours    7,140     1         <1%
193.  I didn't feel the "Earthquake" in WNY on June 23 2010!!! 06/23 11:30 AM    591 days, 18 hours    7,013     0         <1%
194.  saying "TANGINA, FUCK YOU! GAGO KA AH!" while smiling. :) 06/27 04:35 AM    588 days, 1 hours    7,002     0         <1%
195.  "wala lang" means, "miss na kasi kita eh." :"> 07/16 11:29 PM    568 days, 6 hours    6,967     1         <1%
196.  NEVER give up on the person you love the most. 06/29 01:00 PM    585 days, 16 hours    6,964     0         <1%
197.  "Mom, I love you!" "What the hell did you do now?" 06/29 09:12 AM    585 days, 20 hours    6,819     0         <1%
198.  Pretending to not hear people that want you to do something. 06/07 03:48 PM    607 days, 13 hours    6,800     0         <1%
199.  kiss me...........''when''.....NOW.:) 06/20 02:56 PM    594 days, 14 hours    6,705     0         <1%
200.  -TEXTS ARRIVE- YAYAYAYAY! I HOPE IT'S- ... ew, stop bugging me. 07/06 09:23 AM    578 days, 20 hours    6,684     0         <1%
201.  for fuck sake, just shut up. 06/30 04:57 AM    585 days, 0 hours    6,672     0         <1%
202.  the mini spaz you have when a bug flies in your face :) 07/09 05:50 PM    575 days, 11 hours    6,636     0         <1%
203.  paper beats rock? ok, I'll throw a rock at you and you defend... 06/08 11:42 AM    606 days, 18 hours    6,546     0         <1%
204.  when the teacher gets corrected by the stupidest kid in class 06/14 05:51 PM    600 days, 11 hours    6,503     0         <1%
205.  If you really cared... then you would try harder 06/27 08:12 PM    587 days, 9 hours    6,437     0         <1%
206.  That one boy that can make you smile without even trying 06/17 09:00 AM    597 days, 20 hours    6,419     0         <1%
207.  Omg.... stupid laptop screen is froze, maybe i should click... 07/10 10:44 AM    574 days, 19 hours    6,380     0         <1%
208.  After everything, I still kept my promise. I'll still be here for you. 06/28 01:01 AM    587 days, 4 hours    6,341     0         <1%
209.  Getting a text message that brightens up your day. 06/24 09:34 AM    590 days, 20 hours    6,315     0         <1%
210.  "TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME," ok "oh- i already knew that ages ago" 06/23 05:15 PM    591 days, 12 hours    6,251     0         <1%
211.  Recess, Lunch Break and Shortened Period :) 06/29 04:24 AM    586 days, 1 hours    6,230     0         <1%
212.  Paulit-ulit? Paulit-ulit? =)) 07/11 04:21 AM    574 days, 1 hours    6,212     0         <1%
213.  POKE...POKE...POKE........Ok this means war!!! >:] 07/14 07:46 PM    570 days, 9 hours    6,105     0         <1%
214.  Calling things 'gay' when they dont work 07/18 09:57 AM    566 days, 19 hours    6,031     0         <1%
215.  I like your makeup. . .LOL, JK, it looks like you got gangbanged by... 06/10 04:25 AM    605 days, 1 hours    6,025     0         <1%
216.  Seriously, Facebook needs a "who gives a shit button". 07/28 07:11 AM    556 days, 22 hours    5,986     0         <1%
217.  i wish i could go back to the day i met you....and punch you in the... 07/22 02:38 AM    563 days, 3 hours    5,863     0         <1%
218.  “A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in... 07/01 03:16 AM    584 days, 2 hours    5,848     0         <1%
219.  i thought i was unique until there was four thousand facebook groups... 06/26 11:42 PM    588 days, 6 hours    5,812     0         <1%
220.  Talking to yourself. 06/09 04:00 AM    606 days, 1 hours    5,670     0         <1%
221.  Wait. Was that a guy or a girl? 07/21 07:08 AM    563 days, 22 hours    5,635     0         <1%
222.  "California Girls.. there unforgetable..." Oh yeah? Try Tennessee... 07/06 08:28 PM    578 days, 9 hours    5,611     0         <1%
223.  I hate when you're typing a message and then... "**** is offline."... 06/13 06:29 AM    601 days, 23 hours    5,566     0         <1%
224.  I'M A WINNER EITHER WAY, IF I GO OR IF I STAY I'LL STILL HAVE MY JESUS... 07/13 06:50 PM    571 days, 10 hours    5,553     0         <1%
225.  miss na kita.......gusto na kita ulit makausap at makakulitan :( 07/12 02:06 AM    573 days, 3 hours    5,502     0         <1%
226.  people change, I just wish you didnt. 06/27 01:22 PM    587 days, 16 hours    5,458     0         <1%
227.  Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: When I fell from heaven?:) Guy: No, when you... 06/27 09:01 PM    587 days, 8 hours    5,458     0         <1%
228.  Ear phones on, world off :) 06/21 11:08 AM    593 days, 18 hours    5,421     0         <1%
229.  hate wen your walkin round the kitchen with your socks on and you step... 06/22 08:38 AM    592 days, 21 hours    5,398     0         <1%
230.  I love it when I laugh so hard, it makes my stomach hurt.. :D 06/18 06:22 PM    596 days, 11 hours    5,328     0         <1%
231.  i want you to want me ♥ 06/27 12:06 AM    588 days, 5 hours    5,315     0         <1%
232.  You don't just stop loving someone ; either you never did or you... 06/23 07:40 PM    591 days, 10 hours    5,282     0         <1%
233.  "You are INSANE! .... We're going to get along just fine :D". 06/11 01:25 AM    604 days, 4 hours    5,279     0         <1%
234.  you're never too old for toy story 06/23 12:02 PM    591 days, 17 hours    5,210     0         <1%
235.  lets take a picture ... *look at just yourself* ...delete now 07/21 07:51 AM    563 days, 21 hours    5,146     0         <1%
236.  SHUT UP. NO ONE CARES. 07/16 05:09 PM    568 days, 12 hours    5,125     0         <1%
237.  "only someone special can make you happy without doing anything." ♥ 07/19 01:27 AM    566 days, 4 hours    5,078     0         <1%
238.  Di lahat ng maganda, maganda din ang ugali! 06/21 05:45 AM    594 days, 0 hours    4,953     0         <1%
239.  Of all the fishes in the sea, you had to pick a whale. . .? :\ 06/10 04:02 AM    605 days, 1 hours    4,842     0         <1%
240.  What the fuck happened to us? 06/21 09:00 AM    593 days, 20 hours    4,839     0         <1%
241.  I walk a little faster when i see a creepy man walking behind me.. 06/18 11:07 AM    596 days, 18 hours    4,836     0         <1%
242.  i look calm & collected but i've killed you twice in my head. 06/22 02:19 PM    592 days, 15 hours    4,827     0         <1%
243.  The moment you realise you deserve better. 06/28 02:23 AM    587 days, 3 hours    4,826     0         <1%
244.  "Can I please have you forever?" "sure!" "promise?" "promise!" :> 06/26 08:25 AM    588 days, 21 hours    4,797     0         <1%
245.  Yes phone, I realize I have a low battery. Thanks for alerting me 50... 07/08 02:08 AM    577 days, 3 hours    4,793     0         <1%
246.  Relationships where BOTH people are putting in effort. 07/19 08:17 AM    565 days, 21 hours    4,783     0         <1%
247.  that moment that makes you smile whenever you think about it.. 06/29 12:33 PM    585 days, 17 hours    4,771     0         <1%
248.  '' heille cer tu quoii? :O '' '' quoii ? '' '' Je taime :) ♥ '' 06/28 05:04 PM    586 days, 12 hours    4,747     0         <1%
249.  I miss the old you :( 06/18 12:45 PM    596 days, 17 hours    4,702     0         <1%
250.  During Summer I don't even know what day it is :) 07/11 09:15 AM    573 days, 20 hours    4,670     0         <1%